Five years on, Gabrielle has a chubby four-year-old daughter under her wing, and Lynette's boys have grown into turbulent teens. Bree attempts to prove her homemaking credentials in the world of TV, Katherine wrestles with single life and a post-Mike Susan wrestles with a new man. And Edie Britt makes a triumphant return, equipped with a husband who's as ambitious and as dangerous as her - if not more so.
Here are the episode summaries for Season Five of Desperate Housewives.
Plot Synopsis: Porter and Preston are juvenial delinquents, Dylan is engaged, Susan has a new lover, Bree's got a new cookbook out, and there are new neighbors on Wisteria Lane. Edie returns with a new husband. Bree's a guest on a Fairview cooking show. Susan and Mike are seperated.Porter and Preston turn the Scavo's restaurant into an illegal casino for their teen friends.Gabrielle's daughter Juanita unsuccessfully tries to wear a dress that's too small for her. An accidental death plays a role in the season premiere.
Plot Synopsis: Bree's scheduled to do a radio interview about her book, Mrs. Van de Kamp's Old Fashioned Cooking. When the interviewer says something about Mr. Van de Kamp, Bree mentions he's dead, and goes along with the interviewer who suggests the book is her tribute to her dead husband. Carlos is working as a masseur at his and Gabrielle's house. Gabrielle isn't happy about that; she wants him to work out of the country club, and reveals she just spent the last of the drug money they took from Ellie. Gabrielle speaks with a socialite at the country club who misses having Gaby around. Gabrielle claims her kids have taken up her time; the socialite is happy to have her back on the scene.
Plot Synopsis: Danielle returns with a husband and her son. Gabrielle and Carlos consider selling their car, but can't decide on a price. When Juanita and M.J. get into a disagreement that ends in a fight between their mothers. Katherine and McCluskey try to get the dish on Dave. Tom starts a garage band with Dave and Orson.
Plot Synopsis: Bree's new cookbook and entrepreneurial success has the women of Wisteria Lane feeling envious; Lynette's longing for a taste of her breadwinning days as an ad-exec leads her to lend an unsolicited hand to Bree's marketing plan; and MJ's drawing of a family portrait has left Mike feeling like he's not a presence in his son's life. Meanwhile, Gaby hatches a plan to have more sex with Carlos, Susan teaches a reluctant MJ how to fall, and Dave's motives for moving to the neighborhood continue to take shape.
Plot Synopsis: Before Susan can sign her divorce papers, she wants to talk to Mike in private. Lynette rushes to the hospital where she learns Tom received a massive electric shock at his restaurant. His heart stopped but was revived;will there be tissue damage? After a party, Mrs. McCluskey is wheeled into an ambulance. She tells an EMT that Dave was responsible for what happened, as he knows she knows he's up to no good. The EMT thinks she's delirious.
Plot Synopsis: While he’s giving an elderly woman a massage, Carlos accidentally gives her an orgasm. Susan and Jackson broke up; she wanted a casual relationship while he wanted to discuss their future. Bree meets Orson's college roommate. One of the Scavo twins has been grounded. The twin tells his friend he has bars on the window and a lock on the door, but that's not going to stop him.
Plot Synopsis: enjoys a margarita in a pool. Bree fires a teenager who stole money from her. The teenager admits he spent the money on pot; Bree gives him two days to return the money. Later, the teen wants to get the money from Andrew in exchange for giving Andrew a tape. But rather than give the teen money, Andrew shows the teen a picture he Photoshopped to make it appear the teen had sex with Andrew. Andrew gets the tape but still expects the teen to pay back the money. At a PTA meeting, the mother in charge of getting chaperones for the Junior prom asks for volunteers. There's drama involving another mother.
Plot Synopsis: A babysitter named Candice becomes upset when both of the Solis kids goes missing. They are with Francis Conroy's character having ice cream. The kids call her grandma and so Candice lets them leave with her. She calls Gaby and asks if she can still be paid in full if she leaves early and Gaby realizes that Francis Conroy's characterhas kidnapped her girls. An English professor named Lloyd, who's divorced thrice, in his late forties is dating Julie, one his grad students. To Susan's surprise, he's planning to propose to her. A fire happens at the club where the Desperate Housewives men are playing a gig. The fire is connected to Dave and the mystery.
Plot Synopsis: A hot shirtless gay guy dances at a gay club. He compliments Susan, who's never been there before and is with a guy. At first Susan thinks the shirtless gay guy is flirting with her; she mentions she's in a relationship. Gabrielle learns one of Carlos' former associates has a job opening perfect for Carlos. Carlos, however, has decided to work with the blind, to Gabrielle's horror. Carlos and Gabrielle host a dinner party featuring people Carlos formerly worked with in business, including Phil Lopez (who Gabrielle brought home in season 3 to make Carlos jealous) and Phil's unhappy wife.
Plot Synopsis: A woman's had a heart attack. One of the women may be set up with a produce guy. Gabrielle has her roofer order her kids to pick up their toys. Porter is laying low at the retirement home of his grandmother Stella
Plot Synopsis: When the neighbourhoods handy man Eli Scruggs passes away the women reflect on all that he had done for them. Susan remembers how Eli had comforted her through her divorces, Gabrielle realises that it was Eli who helped her to get friends with the housewives on the lane, Lynette thinks of how Eli had helped her reach a decision on whether to return to work or focus on her newborn daughter Penny, Edie looks back on how Eli had helped her deal with her husband leaving her and Bree remembers fondly how Eli had presented her with the cook book draft she was writing which her former husband made he throw out.
Plot Synopsis: We meet the headmaster of the private elementary school that MJ attends. We'll also meet Bree's book publisher. Gabrielle and Edie attend a fitness boot camp. Tom may be forced to sell his car.
Plot Synopsis: Carlos's boss is cheating on his wife. Lynette tells Tom they must sell their restaurant. After learning Bree gave Andrew a raise, Orson confronts Bree. Susan begins working at MJ's school. Some of the residents of Wisteria Lane are beginning to suspect Dave's up to no good.
Plot Synopsis: In a gesture of friendship, Bree tells Lynette she'll help Tom secure a new job, but the best intentions will reach a tempestuous end and reveal Orson's shameful misdeeds; Gaby finds herself in a precarious position when Carlos's adulterous boss begins using her to cover for himself as he continues to cheat on his wife leading to a shocking result; and Edie digs into Dave's past after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance.
Plot Synopsis: Susan continues to work as a teacher's aide to kids at school. Susan needs to stay on Jessie's, who works at Susan's school, good side as she will be evaluating Susan's performance. Susan and Jessie, who's a lesbian, share a kiss. Meanwhile, at the newspaper, Edie's looking for information on the people who died in Mike's car accident and Lynette interviews for an ad job. Also, a therapist tries to help Orson and Bree, but Orson's problems may not be easy to overcome. In addition to his marital problems, Orson may also be a kleptomaniac. Carlos gets a promotion, which will lead to him working with Lucie, an overweight woman in her late 30s--who happens to be Carlos's ex-girlfriend.
Plot Synopsis: Bree considers selling her business to save her marriage, Lynette is threatened by her new boss, boundaries are crossed for Gaby and Carlos, Katherine is caught in the most unexpected of circumstances and Edie's worst fears come true.
Plot Synopsis: The wives visit Travers at school and tell him what happened to Edie. Newly created flashbacks show the women interacting with Edie. Bree's marriage is troubled to the limits. This episode is narrated by Nicollette Sheridan as the late Edie Britt.
Plot Synopsis: Susan is stopped by the police and is caught with a picnic basket with guns and knives. Orson's thieving only gets worse, especially when an old woman catches him. Orson thinks no one will believe her. Tom and Gabrielle square-off, while Carlos saves Lynette in the shower. Dave realizes that he has been targeting the wrong Wisterian.
Plot Synopsis: Juanita starts wearing make-up, which prompts Gabrielle to teach her a lesson about inner beauty, but Gabrielle breaks the boundaries herself when she desires for make-up at an event involving the mayor of Fairview. Bree tries to get the best divorce lawyer-- and it turns out to be Karl! Jackson returns with news for Susan. Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and find themselves in a load of fun.
Plot Synopsis: Gaby wants Juanita to volunteer for the church soup kitchen when she appears to be ungrateful. Having done so, she also runs into an old housewife who is now poor. An NRS agent halts Jackson's plans of marrying Susan, while Tom wishes to have plastic surgery until Lynette convinces him not to. Bree tries to hide her intentions from Orson.
Plot Synopsis: Gabrielle is upset when she and the kids visit Carlos's family and are asked to take his niece under their wing. Lynette is upset with Tom for his latest "bright idea," Orson threatens to blackmail Bree, and Susan accepts Dave's "friendly" gesture.
Plot Synopsis: Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school, Orson takes a beating that Bree cannot comprehend. Lynette finds out that she is pregnant. Carlos' niece, Ana, moves into the Solis home, despite Gaby's objection. Susan and M.J.'s lives are in grave danger at the hands of Dave. The last five minutes reveal some drastic changes in the lives of the housewives.